I was on the X90 from to Gloucester Green in Oxford to Hillingdon in London when my journey to London was enlivened by news of Fathers 4 Justice campaigner Geoff Hibbert holding up traffic on the M25 dressed as Batman, although from the Times pictures he's probably not the best choice for a sequal to The Dark Knight. "Hockeypads? I climb motorway signs."
On the way back, I sat next to a man who decided to take out a little toothbrush and teeny tube of toothpaste and BRUSH HIS TEETH, even though he was centimetres from me. Happily, no spit landed on me and no minty drool was anywhere to be seen. Why he couldn't go to the back of the bus and brush his teeth in the toilet I don't know.